bathroom break simulator

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stillness

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dignity

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streak

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stillness wind

hold to feel the numbers breathe

curb orbit

Longer quiet pushes the kaiju from sidewalk orbit toward city sky, then deep space.

Hold the kaiju. Save the city by doing less.

upgrade permit desk

Spend stillness on better not-moving

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Each card is a purchasable permit. Green means buy now; gray names exactly how much stillness is missing.

daily civic contract

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A tiny reason to come back today.

municipal excuse ledger

Receipts for heroic non-action

LIVE

    press bureau

    A shareable lie about civic success

    CITY AWAITS HEROIC NON-MOVEMENT

    Updates from your live save: stillness, dignity, streak, and paperwork.

    city myths

    Rumors earned by doing less

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