bathroom break simulator

idle

stillness

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dignity

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streak

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stillness wind

hold to feel the numbers breathe

curb orbit

Longer quiet pushes the kaiju from sidewalk orbit toward city sky, then deep space.

orbital drift next: rooftop drift

    Hold the kaiju. Save the city by doing less.

    upgrade permit desk

    Spend stillness on better not-moving

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    Each card is a purchasable permit. Green means buy now; gray names exactly how much stillness is missing.

    daily civic contract

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    A tiny reason to come back today.

    municipal excuse ledger

    Receipts for heroic non-action

    LIVE

      press bureau

      A shareable lie about civic success

      CITY AWAITS HEROIC NON-MOVEMENT

      Updates from your live save: stillness, dignity, streak, and paperwork.

      city myths

      Rumors earned by doing less

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